<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534</id><updated>2012-02-16T09:49:16.572-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stories Telling</title><subtitle type='html'>Kegiatan dan pekerjaan yang aneh dan ga lucu garing banget deh, lu kalo lait bisa muntah hahaha, eat it!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-8695727489173052669</id><published>2009-05-25T05:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T05:38:32.963-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Memulai menulis blog lagi</title><content type='html'>hahaha asslammu'alaikum GUYS! wkakwka :))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pertama tama puji syukur kehadirat Allah swt yang telah memberikan kita rahmat, bermula mula saya menulis post ini dengan keadaan suci yaitu berjongkok, baiklah langsung tanpa bacot kita mulai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kegiatan hari ini? ya begitulah sekolah sekolah daaan sekolah memulai dengan mencuim kaki orang tua haha maksud nya tangan, dengan boker pagi yang mnyehatkan dan membuat tangan kiri bekas nyebokin jadi bersih kawkkawkak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lanjut, pagi pagi sih biasa aja berang seperti biasa saja. Sekolah pun ya gitu dengan ketemu para makhluk makhluk dari mana saja berkumpul di sou sebuah sekolah yang artinya Sekolah Orang Utan hehe, maaf maaf maaf maksud saya adalah sekolah yang kita banggakan dari mulai awal tahun kemerdekaan 45 yaitu SCHOOL OF UNIVERSE hehehehe. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ketika gw belajar gw melihat sekitar dan lalu menghirup udara HAAAAMMM!!! HOEEEK HOEEEK bau kentut hahaha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pas gw belajar sih bukannya belajar malah belajar sulap sama MASTER DINDA! hahaha dia jago tapi masih din sulap renda hehe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pertama nya tuh gw disuruh kocok kartu terus gw disuruh ambil kartu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MASTER DINDA (MD): li kocok terus ambil satu lu liat tapi gw ga boleh liat&lt;br /&gt;GW: oke din hup hup eh jatoh bentar gw ambil.&lt;br /&gt;MD: udah belon?&lt;br /&gt;GW: dah gw udah ambil atu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YANG SAYA AMBIL ITU ANGKA 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MD: oke gw ambil satu, nah sekarang coba kartu lu itu di kali 2, tambah 2 dikali 5 terus hasil nya itu dikurang 7&lt;br /&gt;GW: udah&lt;br /&gt;MD: hasil berapa bego?&lt;br /&gt;GW: oiya haha hasilnya tuh hmmm 63&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;terus dia buka kartu nya dan ternyata angka nya itu 3!! waw pas bener 63 ckckckc hebat kau nak hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dan kata dinda itu mudah terus terus gw mencoba siang dan malam dan akhirnya gw bisa lu kalo mau bisa sini berguru ke gw tinggal beliin gw satu lemon tea di mba dwi gw kasih tau deh cara nya hahahhaha :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Terus pas tadi siang gw di kantin ngobrol sama ka reza, ka nadhira dan ka resi (para sesepuh sou)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GW: ka ND(nadhira) udah kerjain kuis how well do you know fb ku kan?&lt;br /&gt;ka ND: iya udah kok li tapi hasil nya payah GYAHAHHAHAH!!&lt;br /&gt;gw: wah payah hahahha&lt;br /&gt;ka reza(ka RZ): ali aku juga udah&lt;br /&gt;gw: hasil nya? (berharap bagus)&lt;br /&gt;ka RZ: ya begitulah hahaha&lt;br /&gt;gw yakin dilubuk hati gw yang paling dalem pasti hasil nya payah hahahha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ka ND: ali kamu pernah ngerjain quiz yang "Cocok nya kamu power ranger warna apa?"?&lt;br /&gt;gw: udah hehehehhehehehehehhehe (senyum lebar)&lt;br /&gt;ka ND: za tau ga lu si ali ngerjain tu kuis dapet ranger pink loh!! wahh ali lembut hehe&lt;br /&gt;ka RZ: WKAKWKAWKAKWAKWKAKWAKWKAKWKAKWKA pas banget sama ali&lt;br /&gt;gw: ckckckck padahal mau nya merah tapi malah pink huaaa&lt;br /&gt;ka ND: emang kamu pink kali li hahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tau ga lu ada lagi kuis yang mantep yang tentang jadi apakah kamu setelah lulus kuliah ini kaurat loh! hahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TRY IT! pasti jawaban nya sesuai harapan lu haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NB: maaf bosen hahaha tpai gw bingung mau nulis apa haha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-8695727489173052669?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/8695727489173052669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/05/memulai-menulis-blog-lagi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/8695727489173052669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/8695727489173052669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/05/memulai-menulis-blog-lagi.html' title='Memulai menulis blog lagi'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-8578040282376507903</id><published>2009-05-25T04:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T04:52:06.965-07:00</updated><title type='text'>GW HEBAT!!!</title><content type='html'>gw udah bisa dooooooooooong nyari sendiri lagi wkakwkawka :p&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-8578040282376507903?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/8578040282376507903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/05/gw-hebat.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/8578040282376507903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/8578040282376507903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/05/gw-hebat.html' title='GW HEBAT!!!'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-9036440551067822324</id><published>2009-05-25T04:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T04:29:29.801-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tolong bantu please liat ini post!!</title><content type='html'>aaahhh gw katro bener hahhaha!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eh gimana sih caranya naro shoutmix di blog hahaha payah nih tapi bantuin gw dong. Abis susah bener dah hahaha pas gw udah pencet add a gadget tapi ga ada huahauhauhu.. terus gimana dong!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;INTI NYA ADALAH GIMANA CARA EDIT YANG NARO NARO Generated codes GITU GW GA TAU NARO DIMANA HAHAHHAA KASIH TAU YA DI COMMENT!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TOLOOOOONG TOLOOOOONG TOLOOOONG HAHAHAHA THANKS A LOT!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-9036440551067822324?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/9036440551067822324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/05/tolong-bantu-please-liat-ini-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/9036440551067822324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/9036440551067822324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/05/tolong-bantu-please-liat-ini-post.html' title='Tolong bantu please liat ini post!!'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-4306906384260648931</id><published>2009-03-07T23:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T23:26:08.916-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Malas</title><content type='html'>aaaaaaabbbbbbbbccccd malas sekali huhuhuhuhuu...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-4306906384260648931?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/4306906384260648931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/03/malas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/4306906384260648931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/4306906384260648931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/03/malas.html' title='Malas'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-3642194973134278905</id><published>2009-01-31T00:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-05-25T03:46:32.910-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tragedi Jatuhnya motor yamen</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Pada suatu pagi ketika saya sedang nginep di rumah ramzi...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saat pagi pagi abis sholat subuh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lemon(rehan): woy li jalan jalan yu&lt;br /&gt;gw: skrng? naek apa? kaki?&lt;br /&gt;lemon: kgk lah naik motor ni kunci nya&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ketika di beri kunci pun gw udah merasakan hawa yg bisa membunuh ku (demasyip).  Tubuh gw gemeteran kaku hampa tanpa ruang apapun.  Gw bengong baru deh gw naek tu motor biadab.  Pas gw kluarin tu motor biadab gw d suruh didi untuk kluarin nya arah keluar eh gw kluarin nya tetep aja mundur pasti udah menandakan sesuatu hmmm...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pas gw lagi jalan gw khalid sama si hasyim gw kenceng aja tuh jalan nya ketika gw belok ke kiri eh gw belok belokin tuh strir akhirnya motor pun menjadi tidak stabil dan akhirnya&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Braaaaaaaaakkkkkkkk!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aduh gw langsung terperosot dengan gaya supermen menuju tembok got bletak " didalam pikiran gw, gw pasti bocor" eh ternyata tidak gw masih slamet tiba tiba...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;orang tidak diketahui: tolong tolong sakit sakit..&lt;br /&gt;gw: buset sapa tuh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ternyeta si hasyim udah nyusruk di tindih sama si khalid belangsak aduh mampus lu syim..hahahahaha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;akhirnya kitamembersihkan air air comberan yg telah melekat di tubuh kita masyaallah bau bnr apa lagi si hasyim palanya udh kyk keramas air comberan sumpah bau tai kebo!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Akhirnya gw smua balik ke rumah yamen pas disana gw dibantu ibu nya yamen di obatin aduh sakit gila..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sekian....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nb: Jangan so tau tapi klo udh so, so aja dah jgn ampe kgk.. hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"MAPUS LU!!!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-3642194973134278905?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/3642194973134278905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/tragedi-jatuhnya-motor-yamen.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/3642194973134278905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/3642194973134278905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/tragedi-jatuhnya-motor-yamen.html' title='Tragedi Jatuhnya motor yamen'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-5634379289397949605</id><published>2009-01-16T07:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T07:39:40.891-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Peraturan baru dari bu riska(bu ekonomi)</title><content type='html'>hahahaha..&lt;br /&gt;tadi  pagi kita smua tmn tmn sekelas gw disuruh bawa 100 10 hahaha..&lt;br /&gt;gw bawa tentunya (makasih allan!!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peraturan nya gini..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. ngasih 200 setiap orang ke bu riska buat di tabung..&lt;br /&gt;2. klo misalnya ngobrol ke tauan harus menyumbang 100 ke celengan..&lt;br /&gt;3. uang hasil ngbrl nya itu akan di pakai di akhir akhir hahaha..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;abis itu bu riskan bercerita tentang orang bisnis tembakau tapi yg gw inget hanya BIDADARI nya doang...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bu riska: nnti klo di surga akan ada bidadari yg menemani kita lho!!&lt;br /&gt;gw: trus misalnya udh punya istri di surga nnti kita sama istri atau bidadari?&lt;br /&gt;bu riska: ya sama istri lah kan cinta nya ke istri..&lt;br /&gt;fadhil: 2 2 ny lah buuuu..&lt;br /&gt;ali: bnrr bu kan di dunia gk blh poligami tapi di surga boleh kan?&lt;br /&gt;bu riska: heh!!&lt;br /&gt;hahaha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;abis itu bla bla bla bla.. eh nyambung lagi keee..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bu riska: nnti cantikan kita para istri dibandingkan bidadari lho!!&lt;br /&gt;ali: emg paha nya mulusan mana bu?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;kwakwkakwa.. parah bener gw nanya nya ke paha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tapi MULUSAN PAHA BIDADARI APA ISTRI YA?? WOW GK SABAR!!! WKAWKAKWA...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-5634379289397949605?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/5634379289397949605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/peraturan-baru-dari-bu-riskabu-ekonomi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/5634379289397949605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/5634379289397949605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/peraturan-baru-dari-bu-riskabu-ekonomi.html' title='Peraturan baru dari bu riska(bu ekonomi)'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-2504744978809079673</id><published>2009-01-16T07:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T07:28:59.277-08:00</updated><title type='text'>alah tambah gila aja gw!! hahaha</title><content type='html'>nulis apa ya? halah gk tau dah gw mau nulis apa.. apa yg enak?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oiya hari ini gw hampir tidak bisa ke rumah saat pulang les di salah satu tempat les yg bagus atau gk nya terserah kalian yaitu ********* ato bisa disingkat **... jelas? gk tentunya..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;waktu gw berangkat sekolah tuh gw membawa jajan atau modal gw untuk surpipal di sou tuh hanya 1rb!! yoi gk tuh? (gw bisa surpipal denga 1rb!! loh!!) hahaha.  Jadi waktu siang itu gw beli risol di ekosop trus gw pke dah seribu nya..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ketika sudah selesai 1rb yg tadi gw pke buat bli risol menjadi 6 ribo lho!! jadi begini...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ali: lid bagi lag lid 5rb plss buat bli bubur..&lt;br /&gt;Khalid: yau dah lah sini gw tuker sama 5rb gw..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(oiya gw ada 4rb 200 tapi receh smua hahaha gw tuker deh ke khalid)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ali: yaudah nih lid tapi cmn 4rb 200 gpp kan?&lt;br /&gt;khalid: apabe lah hahaha..&lt;br /&gt;ali: woke makasih ya lid gw doain lu cepet gede punya pekerjaan yg bagus juga dan punya istri yg bohai hahaha..&lt;br /&gt;khalid: amin B lah..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pas gw mau bli tiba" ada azhar lewat hehehe gw mintain lagi deh seribu ke dia eh ternyata di kasih AZHAR BAE BNRR hahahaha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;trus gw bli pempek 2 trus gw makan trus bagi minum ke syaffa trus balik deh hahahaha..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-2504744978809079673?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/2504744978809079673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/alah-tambah-gila-aja-gw-hahaha.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/2504744978809079673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/2504744978809079673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/alah-tambah-gila-aja-gw-hahaha.html' title='alah tambah gila aja gw!! hahaha'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-3181745361511845932</id><published>2009-01-09T18:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T19:02:31.102-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Killms street team!! join?</title><content type='html'>gw baru aja masuk di killingmeinside street team..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hari ini hari sabtu tanggal 10 jan 09 kan ada pertandingan futsal antara:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="shoutouttxt" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"&gt;Friendly Match KILLMS STREET TEAM vs PARTY DORK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yoiyoi lah semoga killms street team menang aminn..&lt;br /&gt;hahaha..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tapi aneh nya kok band (musik) jadi tanding futsal ya? alah ngelawak B dah hahaha.  Tapi gw gk nntn sih katanya mau ke citos bareng dian dkk...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hahahaha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-3181745361511845932?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/3181745361511845932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/killms-street-team-join.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/3181745361511845932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/3181745361511845932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2009/01/killms-street-team-join.html' title='Killms street team!! join?'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-5314671158110632280</id><published>2008-12-20T15:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-20T16:44:08.049-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hari ulang tahun orang idiot (bimo (yg di rmh gw bkn di sklh))!!</title><content type='html'>heuheuheue....&lt;br /&gt;kemaren bimo ultah cmn di ajak ke rmh nya aja...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;biasa gw erik adek gw ma fito dtng ke rmh si OIGJGTMTB (Orang Idiot Gk Jelas Gk Tau Malu Tapi Baik....&lt;br /&gt;huehuehue...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ketika di rmh gw...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;erik: ali ali...&lt;br /&gt;gw: wey rik pa kabar?? hahahha...&lt;br /&gt;erik: hufff huff hffff HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA rambut lu napa li??&lt;br /&gt;gw: heuheuheue iya butut bgd kan? huhu...&lt;br /&gt;erik: hadiah apa lu li yg mau dikasih ke bimo??&lt;br /&gt;gw: blm tau tuh..&lt;br /&gt;erik: gw ngasih coklat kan ayah gw bru pulang dari swiss eh coklat nya malah di ksh ke bimo yaa gk enak aja gtu masa si bimo di ksh coklat dari swiss?? dari tanah abang aja dah gk ikhlas gw HAHHAHA canda bim sabar...&lt;br /&gt;gw: yaelah apalagi gw gk ada, gk ada aja dah gk mau... hahaha.. gw kyk nya ngasih   kamera butut yg gk pernah gw pake aja deh...&lt;br /&gt;erik: sep..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pas dah di depan rmh bimoo..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;erik: wess bim pa kbr?&lt;br /&gt;gw: biasalah sekarat hahaha...&lt;br /&gt;erik: hahahaha&lt;br /&gt;bimo: hehe hehe gk lah kan gw ultah...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tiba" bimo melirik kado dari gw erik umar dan aga...&lt;br /&gt;dia tiba" pegang hadiah gw langsung ngmng...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bimo: hehe hehe buat gw kan li??&lt;br /&gt;gw: jihh sapa yg mau ngasih ke lu nih ga buat lu wokwokwokw... canda bim iya ini buat lu...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;langsung gw ksh di muka hahaha...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pas masuk di rmh bimo ternyata bnyk soadara nya makin malu" aja tuh.. untung si bocah idiot itu gk bawa badut truss acara nya suruh nyanyi satu per satuu "hiiii".  Gila soadara nya makin bnyk gw makin malu aja ma erik. tiba" si bimo nawarin makanan "fetucini", dkk.  Astaga bikin gw ngiler tuh bocah atu.  Gk sabar gw ma erik ngeprawanin smua makanan... huheuheuheue...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pass makan...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: bim ni bli pa bikin?&lt;br /&gt;bimo: bikin&lt;br /&gt;gw ma erik: SIAPA YG BIKIN??&lt;br /&gt;bimo: hehe hehe gw..&lt;br /&gt;gw ma erik: HOEEEEKKK HOEKKK!!!&lt;br /&gt;gw: serius bim&lt;br /&gt;bimo: gk lah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw sama erik langsung makan lagi yg td di muntahin (idih lebay).  Setelah perut sudah kenya gw langsug mau cabut dah.  Eh eh pas di luar erik minta jln" dlu padahal dah malem dah tau telaga golf klo malem dah kyk tanah setan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pas gw erik umar bimo dan fito lewatin tmn yg emg angker dan kyk nya bnyk setan...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: anjing kampret babi tai serem gilaa rikk&lt;br /&gt;erik: emg kan gw dah bilang meningan lwt pinggiran sungai&lt;br /&gt;fito: iya tuh disini mah beghhh seremmm&lt;br /&gt;umar: dah santai aja (padahal tuh bocah jalan cepet pertama lagi...)&lt;br /&gt;aga: li li...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;si aga malah ngajakin gw bicara tentang game biar gw gk serem.  Pas di akhir jalan gw langsung aja lari eh smua juga lari ketakutan kyk di kejar bimo lagi kelaparan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tp akhirnya kita smua pulang dengan selamat sentosa..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;SELAMAT ULANG TAHUN BIMOOO!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-5314671158110632280?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/5314671158110632280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2008/12/hari-ulang-tahun-orang-idiot-bimo-yg-di.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/5314671158110632280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/5314671158110632280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2008/12/hari-ulang-tahun-orang-idiot-bimo-yg-di.html' title='Hari ulang tahun orang idiot (bimo (yg di rmh gw bkn di sklh))!!'/><author><name>Tubagus Ali Sholahuddin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11300162759055173467</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yDoSYQHInMg/SMZalNO13oI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Sk1YIeCOTrM/S220/Image001.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740605499363990534.post-3621704465236561711</id><published>2008-12-19T01:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-19T02:28:19.543-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ajing sumpah hari ini gw SIAL!! SHITT!!</title><content type='html'>assalammu 'alaikum wr.wb&lt;br /&gt;yoiyoi...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ini gw ngisi cerita buat post pertama (padahal post kedua)...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Berawal dari pagi yg cerah dengan sinar mentari yg menyehatkan.  Gw bangun tidur dengan biasalah "yoi orang sibuk!!!" jam 7 gw dah bangun dengan cerianya karena speedy masih gratis ampe jam 8.  Yaudah tuh gw langsung naek tangga ke atas menuju pacar kedua ku "kwkwkwkkw".  Pas gw ampe atas gw ol msn, ym, fs, facebook dan kawan".  Pagi nya biasa aja sih ampe gw langsung cabut belom mandi cuci muka dan apapun bau dah pokok nya.  Langsung kerumah temen alias tetangga gw namanya "aga".  Biasalah nanyain bisnis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Selesai dari rmh aga gw harus pulang gw dicariin ma bokap gw pengen di gorok "ya gklah" gara" gw disuruh sekolah.  Pas gw liat shitt ibu gw dah nunggu ma adek gw di mobil langsung aja gw ganti celana blm mandi kesekolah pas gw baru duduk....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nyokap: astaghfirullah hal adziimmm... bau sekali ini...&lt;br /&gt;gw: Yaelah biasa kali di mobil bau...&lt;br /&gt;umar: iya kyk ada yg blm mandi gtu kan mi??&lt;br /&gt;nyokap: iya bau bngd jngn".....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;umar ma nyokap gw langsung liat gw...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: iya bntr tunggu jgn ditinggal...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gw pun disekolah hanya biasa aja cmn meriksa keadaan "so so an".  Pas pulang sklh rencana nya gw ma daryll kk kls gw untuk nge band.  Sep gw dah boleh daryll juga dah boleh langsung cabut ke studio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Daryll: li kita kestudio mana neh??&lt;br /&gt;gw: ya biasalah studio gratisan...&lt;br /&gt;Daryll: mau digorok lu ke studio gratis!!&lt;br /&gt;gw: studio tmn gw maksud nya kan hemat tuh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pas dah nyampe depan telaga golf gw liat jam ternyata jam 13.46 berarti angkot putih masih istirahat.  Akhirny gw naek ojek ke rmh tmn gw.  Pas dah nyampe rmh tmn gw....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: mas mas bntr tunggu saya ya saya mau ceck tmn dlu ada pa kgk...&lt;br /&gt;tukang ojek: woke...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw panggil tuh si bocah asu (fadhil)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: FADHIILL FADHILLL!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ternyata dia gk ada.  yaudah gw harus pulang lah dari pada gw daryll ma tuh tukang ajek tidur dsini...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pas lagi dijalan mau pulang ke rmh gw....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;daryll: anjing males bngd gw li dah susah" gw ke rmh lu eh kitanya gk maen betul berarti firasat gw...&lt;br /&gt;gw: aelah gw dah biasa...&lt;br /&gt;daryll: sory li, gw bukan orang biasa sial kyk lu masih waras gw kesialan nya.&lt;br /&gt;gw: iyee... tau gw yg tadi stick drum nya ilang sebelah.&lt;br /&gt;daryll: sial...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw langsung di jitakin gk jls untung si tukang ojek pembalap handal dan stabil dan memiliki skill yg lbh tinggi dari pada Rossi, jadi gw berantem ma daryll waktu lagi dijalan jadi gpp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ampe di rmh gw mau ngambil motor jadi gw gk pantang menyerah gw kerumah fadhil lagi ampe ada org yg bilang fadhil pergi.  Habiiss gw sama k daryll sial mulu setiap mau nge band gratisan pasti ada halangan kalau ge kesana eh fadhil nya ada tmn" ma ga ada fadhil nya di rmh padahal sih diliat dari tampang gw msh normal" saja type org jarang sial... huehueheuheue...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pas lagi dijalan mau ke rumah fadhil...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;daryll: firasat gw dia pergi..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw baru inget kata dio ayah nya padil di undang ke india.  ya gw sih kgk percaya... tp...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: wess ada mba nya padil di luar sep lah...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw panggil aja tuh sambil nanya...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: mba ada si padil gk??&lt;br /&gt;mba: kgk dia ke india...&lt;br /&gt;gw: astagaaa serius??&lt;br /&gt;mba: iya baru berangkat jam 10 pagi...&lt;br /&gt;gw ma daryll: yasudahlah...&lt;br /&gt;gw: aelah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saking stress ples keserempet gila gw paksa aja mau maen...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw: mba saya maen blh gk??&lt;br /&gt;daryll: astgaa jgn lah lii gk malu apa lu??&lt;br /&gt;gw: aelah gw mana malu...&lt;br /&gt;mba: gk gk boleh...&lt;br /&gt;gw: yaudah lah emang nasip ryll kita gk bisa nge band bareng gratis...&lt;br /&gt;daryll: emang gitaris ma drumer kyk gw gk bisa disatuin...&lt;br /&gt;gw: ahhh kita aja lu orang sialan gw org sial... wokwoowkowkw...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eh gw malah berantem sbntr gk jls...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yaudah gw anterin aja tuh barang sialan saru (daryll) ke rmh nya gw anterin ke depan telaga golf pas di depan dia akhirnya dan terpaksa minta duid ke gw...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;daryll: wah uang gw seribu gk bisa pulang dah&lt;br /&gt;gw: ya mampus&lt;br /&gt;daryll: najiss gw dah susah" di ajak ke sini eh lu malah gk mau tanggung jawab..&lt;br /&gt;gw: astaga nii goceng...&lt;br /&gt;daryll: sep makasih li..&lt;br /&gt;gw: inget buakan ksh gw tp minjemin sialan&lt;br /&gt;daryll: iya santai ma gw nnti gw gantiin 2x lipat...&lt;br /&gt;gw: najess dusta banged lu anak sialan ngasih 2x lipat hahaha....&lt;br /&gt;daryll: tau aja lu jing...&lt;br /&gt;gw: hahahaha....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gw dadahin aja tuh ADSGTM (anak dusta sialan gk tau malu) wokwokwokw...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ahcapek cerita di blog...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6740605499363990534-3621704465236561711?l=lifealley.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/feeds/3621704465236561711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2008/12/ajing-sumpah-hari-ini-gw-sial-shitt.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/3621704465236561711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6740605499363990534/posts/default/3621704465236561711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lifealley.blogspot.com/2008/12/ajing-sumpah-hari-ini-gw-sial-shitt.html' title='Ajing sumpah hari ini gw SIAL!! 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